If you've ever listened to Query & Schultz, you may have noticed that Jake is slightly self-absorbed.  He's a former TV guy, and this is a common characteristic of the on-camera crowd. Many of them are used to getting by on their good looks - unlike their shorter, less athletic, trollish counterparts (i.e. me).

We had our annual picture day this afternoon (new photos for the website), and Query brought in his own makeup.  I took video of it because the whole thing was something you had to see to believe: