I've seen some horrible things on the internet before - some notable examples include this, this, and this.  But, nothing tops the horrific clip that Query (of course) showed me after the show yesterday (WARNING: NSFW):

I have a few questions:

Why did Krinkles have to break through a rooster house and can he do the same to my house? 

Is there a spoon coming out of his hat?  If so, besides for cereal, is the spoon also used to scoop out the brains of young children?

Who takes the cereal from him at :52, and is it Satan himself?

I did some research and Post had very low sales of Sugar Rice Krinkles in the 1950s and 1960s.  What? A mass-murdering, black-and-white clown nightmare didn't market the cereal to children?! Shocking.  Sugar Rice Krinkles were later re-branded into Cocoa and Fruity Pebbles, which were pitched by far less-threatening Flinstones characters and immediately turned into a best-sellers.