The Worst Halloween Candy Bracket EVER

Ranking Halloween candy is subjective. For instance, I don't like Almond Joys, but I know people that will throw you down a flight of stairs defending them. That said, this has to be the absolute worst Halloween Candy bracket that I've ever seen before:


Where to even begin? The #1 seeds are a joke. Many people hate Candy Corn, and it's often listed as the most disliked/disgusting Halloween candy. I don't mind Whoppers, but I don't know anyone who would put them on the 1-line, ditto for Smarties, which should be more like a #5 seed.

When you get into the chocolate, Peanut Butter Cups (A #3? Seriously?) and Kit Kats have a first round matchup that should be a Final Four game. Butterfinger, Twix, Nerds, and Tootsie Pops are all criminally under-seeded as well.

Come on, San Diego. Do better!

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